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04-16-2014, 02:06 PM
http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/quest_952x414.jpg (http://www.archeagegame.com/en/news/2014/04/archeage-alpha-caption-contest)

It's time to start our very first ArcheAge competition: a caption contest! With this week's Exploring ArcheAge livestream focusing on the game's many combat and crafting skills, we've selected the following screenshot as your subject. Ten skilled winners will each receive an invitation to join Alpha.

http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot_small.jpg (http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot.jpg)

ArcheAge Alpha Caption Contest

Create a caption based on the provided ArcheAge screenshot for a chance to win an invitation to Alpha.


Based on the provided ArcheAge screenshot, write a caption no longer than five sentences in length.
Post your caption on the official ArcheAge forums as a reply to this thread.
Your caption should be “safe for work” and will be disqualified or deleted if it is indecent in nature.
One entry per person.
Click here for the official ArcheAge Alpha Caption Contest rules. (http://forums.archeagegame.com/showthread.php?2849-ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Official-Rules-and-Conditions)


Contest entries will be judged for their creativity, humor, and wit by Trion Worlds’ Producer Victoria “FireCait” Voss, Associate Producer Amanda “Amary” Fry, and Senior Community Relations Manager Evan “Scapes” Berman. The judges will choose ten winning contest entries.
The ten winners will each receive an invite to ArcheAge Alpha.


This contest starts Wednesday, April 16 and ends Wednesday, April 23 at 11:59 PM Pacific (GMT-7), at which point we will no longer accept contest entries.
The contest results will be published no more than a week after the end of the contest.

Good luck and have fun!

Read the full article on the website. (http://www.archeagegame.com/en/news/2014/04/archeage-alpha-caption-contest)

NOTE: Just a reminder, this isn't a screenshot manipulation contest! Please submit your entries as text replies. Thanks!

UPDATE: Due to the overwhelming response to this contest, we've decided to increase the number of winners from three to ten. Good luck!

04-16-2014, 02:36 PM
"I like big blades and I cannot lie, you other players can't deny.
That when a toon walks in with a big-assed blade and no shield in place;
You gotta RUN!"

Darth Futuza
04-16-2014, 02:39 PM
Can't clicky the image to be captioned..

edit: It doesn't work in the post, but it works from the website's article, you're still using your "staging" link instead of live.
Here is the correct link everyone: http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot.jpg

And my entry:
Guard: "Yup. No crime gets past me."
Mob Boss: "No mistakes this time...your family is expecting you home tonight."
BlackSmith: I never should have taken that loan from the mob. *gulp*
Mob Boss Wife: "Sweetheart are you done exhorting the blacksmith yet?"

04-16-2014, 02:40 PM
"This sword is nice and all... but man, the colour is completely off!"

04-16-2014, 02:40 PM
You told me this was a sword...it's a beach umbrella...

04-16-2014, 02:43 PM
"So .. How do I use this thing?"

04-16-2014, 02:43 PM
IT IS I Scapes!!! And I am here to take all the cookies

04-16-2014, 02:44 PM
Guy in Red: HEY! Npc blacksmith guess how many swings of me hammer it took to make this? Now where is your work Mr Blacksmith? :D

04-16-2014, 02:44 PM
Man in Red Armour- "Hey, Mr. Blacksmith how is my new sword coming along that looks totally better then this one?"
Blacksmith- "Well good Sir it was coming along great and the form was going to be the coolest unique sword in game."
Man in Red Armour- "Oh great sounds awesome ^.^,... wait you said was?!?!?!?!"
Blacksmith- "Yes Man in Red Armour it was, as I learned a unique totally awesome sword is impossible for me an NPC to make with crafting abilities 100 levels below your max, so here is a basic steel sword."
Man in Red Armour- "NOOOOOOOOO."

04-16-2014, 02:45 PM
My legend is : "Mission?! No!! Give me the Weapon!!! "

Thanks for chance of participate and good luck for all members :D

04-16-2014, 02:45 PM
"This sword is too light, make me a bigger one!"

04-16-2014, 02:45 PM
" soo...I can keep this?"

04-16-2014, 02:46 PM
"How many times do i need to repeat this, I WANT A BLUE ARMOUR AND A RED SWORD!"

04-16-2014, 02:46 PM
"we're not in telara anymore"

04-16-2014, 02:46 PM
Ahem. "Got anything, er... Bigger?"

04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
"You call that a sword!? This is a sword!"

04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
Red Knight: "Hey I see you have a red sword their can I have that one?"

Smith: *Ding *Ding* "What the blue one too heavy?"

04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
Knight: " Hey smith have u seeing Elsa?"
Smith " The Disney Witchcraft:? No Why?
Knight " I asked her to ice enchant my sword"
Smith " So what?"
Knight " She painted it Blue and runned away"

04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
What do you mean size Doesn't matter

04-16-2014, 02:48 PM
With that new shiny sword i go and hunt players down to be the new pirate king!

04-16-2014, 02:49 PM
Got anything this sharp and pointy in red?

04-16-2014, 02:49 PM
In Archeage you can have your very own Blacksmith. See this armor - my sword? That's right, made by this guy. In Archeage my smith makes it so I can have everything!

04-16-2014, 02:50 PM
"John the blacksmiths new experimental glass sword design sadly failed to catch on"

04-16-2014, 02:50 PM
Now you owe me a horse.

04-16-2014, 02:51 PM
"Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft this magic sword and said... By the power of ArcheAge!"

04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
Give me an Alpha Key or the Blacksmith gets it!

04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
"In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name, king of the Andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm, I Eddard of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell, and warden of the North, sentence you to die"

PS: i was thinking of doing the tower of joy scene or jon snow and janos slynt but don't want to spoil things for non book readers

04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
"Even after all that time adventuring, SirFireBird1992 still fails to understand that red doesn't always make everything better."

04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
Okay I know it’s hard to believe but there are Giant Man eating blueberry bushes out there! Uuuhhh, you got anything to clean this??

04-16-2014, 02:53 PM
"Does this thing match my armor?"

04-16-2014, 02:54 PM
"This is my sword. There are many like it, but this one is mine!"

04-16-2014, 02:54 PM
Red Knight says, "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the sword."

04-16-2014, 02:54 PM
Knight: "This sword doesn't match my red armor at all! My reputation will fall like lightning..."
Blacksmith: "There's fall-damage!"

04-16-2014, 02:56 PM

"Your Blade, My Sword"
"This time the world will be mine"

04-16-2014, 02:57 PM
....Get my point!

04-16-2014, 02:58 PM
"Where is waldo?"

04-16-2014, 02:58 PM
"In these perilous times it is necessary to have a true friend smith"

04-16-2014, 02:58 PM
My sword is better than yours!! Na-na na-na boo-boo

04-16-2014, 02:59 PM
Red Knight:"That's right slave! If you don't make me a better weapon then the one I have now, I'll have your head"

Blacksmith:"Sigh... sir for god sakes you do this everyday, YOU PAY ME to do this.

Red Knight:"I'll pay you extra so I can impress the villagers?"

Blacksmith:"In the name of Neptune someone please save me..."

04-16-2014, 03:00 PM
Molten Armor. Frost Weapon. CRIT!

04-16-2014, 03:01 PM
"Every good warrior needs a crafter to survive its own adventure, every good crafter needs the money of a warrior to keep up the good work."

04-16-2014, 03:01 PM
"The armour used to be blue too, but sadly your friends kept me waiting for a new sword."

04-16-2014, 03:02 PM
Deleted for change

04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
"Phu! This sword is too heavy for me! Can you make it lighter, please?"

04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
"A Blacksmiths work is never done..."

04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
edit: It doesn't work in the post, but it works from the website's article, you're still using your "staging" link instead of live.

Link fixed, thanks.

04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
"When i said i wanted to paint my armor red, with the blood of my foes! I did not mean literally...."

04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
4. Be a legal resident of: (i) one of the fifty United States (or the District of Columbia); or (ii) Canada (excluding Quebec); or (iii) the member countries of the European Union (excluding the Netherlands); (iv) Switzerland; (v) Australia; or (vi) New Zealand.

Canadian residents will be required to answer an additional mathematical question in order to claim their prizes.

Okay, I can take a hint... :(

Edit 1 - Also, Scapes, unless you've already disabled edits, which I see that you haven't, because I'm adding this as an edit, then I think no one should be allowed to edit their entry, even if I can't enter... make an entry... win an invite... test the Alpha...

Edit 2 - Disable the edit function for this thread is fair I think.

Edit 3 - Also, I'll have you know Canadians are still brilliant mathematicians, even though our alcoholic beverages of choice are far more potent than your's!! :p

Edit 4 - And so my fellow, beloved Canadians can prep a little, just how difficult will the mathematical question be? Will there be a time limitation?

Edit 5 - Page 18 & counting now, so probably too late to disable edits. :(

04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
Red Armor: "The orcs are near!"
Smith: "This good for nothing sword can't tell me nothing!"

LOTR Reference :D

04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
Red Warrior: "Get Real, Blacksmith".

04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
"I guess you've made your point."

04-16-2014, 03:05 PM
Metal armor glass sword cant wait to pvp this guy.

04-16-2014, 03:05 PM
"It's all good and everything, but could you make it red this time? this blue color clashes with my armour"

04-16-2014, 03:05 PM
Blacksmith Bob: "Nigel. You understand that you need to be level 50 to wear that stuff right?"
Nigel the Knight: "Wait, what?!"
Blacksmith Bob: "Here, let me make you a steel dagger. There's some cloth pants in the back too."
Nigel the Knight: "But but..."
Blacksmith Bob: "Don't worry Nigel, it a one size fits all"

04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
"I shall call it Bluetooth!" exclaimed Sir WiFi.

04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
4. Be a legal resident of: (i) one of the fifty United States (or the District of Columbia); or (ii) Canada (excluding Quebec); or (iii) the member countries of the European Union (excluding the Netherlands); (iv) Switzerland; (v) Australia; or (vi) New Zealand.
So dutch people can't try to get any alpha keys?

04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
Sorry sir, I will hit this time is that my expertise is low

I am the Red Knight and want a red sword

04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
Warrior: Bro, do you even smith?

04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
"This sword totally clashes with my outfit! Its like you want the fashion police to gank me!"

04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
Wait, it's HOW much to repair this?!

04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
"Smith mine like one of your French swords!"

04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
"Mine's Bigger!"

04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
My Entry is HERE (http://imgur.com/U5NtGxn) and added as Attachment.

04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
Red Knight: "Does this sword make my butt look big?"

04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
We forge together, we die together!

04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
"Could ya forge me a new one, mine's a bit rusty"

04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
"You're making your own blade eh? Why not use my sword, forged right from Arendelle!"

Good luck to everyone! (:

04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
Dang it! I knew I should have gone with red!

04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
oh no i can't wield 2 hand sword i wanted a 1 hand sword

04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
I told you that my sword needed to be RED to match my outfit, now fix it before I chop your head off and turn it red with your blood.

04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be my Squishy!" :3

Josh the Wizard
04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
Knight: I demand a red sword, or I'll make YOU go blue!
Blacksmith: Don't ya see I'm busy right now?!

04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
Warrior : Sir Blacksmith, anything you can do I can do better. I mean.. Just look at my sword.

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Pfft you call that toothpick a sword? THIS is a sword!"

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
YoloKnight: I can't handle my swag.
BlackSmith: Dude, you look like a power ranger lol.

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Compensating for something, are we?"

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"I asked for a RED one! Does this look like it matches my ARMOR?! MAKE IT REEEEED! - before I cut you foo'..."

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"Hey blacksmith, are you trying to tell me something?"
*Backs away slowly*

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
Do you think it matches?

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
Think you could make this red? I've kind of got a theme going.

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
My sword is blue. . .I TOLD YOU RED!!

04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Sorry bro, you still can't have Mom's blue armor set."

04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
RED! Told you red! Not that "holy" blue... *sigh* ,now how am I supposed to scare people?

04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
Ser Frank did not quite understand what his lord meant when he said a knight should be well read.

04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
Red armor guy: They say size doesn't matter.
Blacksmith: haha, thats what they want you to think... *looks down at self* :(

04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
"I said I wanted it BLOOD RED not Sky Blue"
"I'm sorry, sir."
"No, you're not sorry, do it over"
"Okay, sir. Right away, sir."
"Less yammering, more hammering"

04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
Okay Marcus, this sword will due, now make me 50 more.

On it!

04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
+I wanted this "RED", not "BLUE". As you see it does not fit with my set.

-..okay.. let me make another one, but red this time.

+ Dude thats... Thats small.

-but its red?

04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
"Roses are red, this Sword is blue give me this free or I'll cut you"

04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
"Hey Smithy, you got anything that cleans off Fairy blood? This sword used to be RED!"

04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
"after you forge that.. challenge that with mine ?"

04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
Blacksmith : "Oh man! This will be my greatest creation!"

Knight : "Pfft, are you even trying? This isn't even my final form."

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
"I craft and craft all day, and these bastards go around showing it off like they made it. I should've been a pirate."

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Why do i always get the angry customers that point weapons at me? Make weapons they said. Get rich they said. Be the best they said. I should have never listened to the trainer and just raised yatas instead.

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
"I don't always carry around epic swords, but when I do it must not match my armor"

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Sir is there any reason you keep staring at me?
"Al-right guys I'm back what should we do now?"
Darn, I thought he would be a sale.......

"=red guy"

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Sir, we have a problem. This sword appears to be made of glass.

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
I think i got it http://imgur.com/GS8kH6G

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Knight to Blacksmith

"Should of told me you were color blind"

04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Blacksmith: "Wait, you said you want a brand new sword?"
Red Armored Man: "Sure, isn't that your job?"
Blacksmith: "Right, but what about if you first go find for me this 3 rare items for my questlog...?"
Red Armored Man: "Damn, hate this NPC, all I whanted was a RED sword that fits with my armor..."

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"So you're telling me that crafted hunk of iron he is busy making will be better than my Excalibur 3000, found deep in the ancient ruins of some lost civilization? What kind of game is this?"

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"This is the wrong colour!"
"S...S...Sorry Sir."
"Quit the stammerin', start the hammerin'."

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
Hey players! Video games are tough. But at least you don't have to lug this much weight around. Like heck I care if its got +10 crit! Its heavy, and hot in here!

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
I am crab man......you fix thy mighty blue sword now....puny blacksmith...

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"So, what did you forge for me this time...? Iceblade, huh? I hope it's not gonna melt in the heat of battle!"

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"Why are you making a little sword, i want a bigger one!"

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
John - Hey Bob!

Bob - Hey John. What do you need I am a bit preoccupied?

John - This broadsword I found is way to heavy for me!

Bob - And you want me to do what about it? Maybe you will grow into it......

John - Well on Sunday night I saw this really cool show, I believe it was called Game of Throws or something, anyways on this show they melted down this amazing broadsword, just like mine, and made two. What do you think can we do the same?

Bob - You want to do what to Ice !!!????!!!

04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"They say size matters... I think my sword can speak for itself."
LOL. This is work safe enough right? :P :cool:

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"You make this sword and armor ? oh so colourful !! now i'm look like a power ranger !!! GREAT !! -__-

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"Want to be a mighty adventurer? Don't quit your day job just yet!"

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Excuse me, Sir? I found this sticking out of a rock in the woods... Think you could make me one just like it? It's a gift for my Mom.

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
There once was a man named Bandoo
He asked for a sword that was blue
My name is Sir Fred, and I asked for red
Think i could get a redo?

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
I'll bet you have a place where I can sheathe my sword.

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"The Frozen Blade is forged without the use of a furnace. Minerals extracted from glaciers are collected and hammered repeatedly until they retain heat and become malleable. Once the desired shape is achieved, it is plunged back into the glacier it came from and left there for there days. During this time, it reabsorbs the essence of the ice, allowing it to retain an icy glow. This sword must be handled with gloves at all times, and occasionally re-infused with the essence of the glacier."

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Hmm, yeah, the weight feels perfect. Good work!
Now if it was just the right colour to match my armour.

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
This is a great sword, dragon slayer you say?
Killed one thousand undead warriors?
My, that is impressive, just one question...
Who the hell are you? and why in gods name are you living in my garden?

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
I said Light Blue, not Indigo!

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"hey bro, i heard you like swords, so i made you a blue sword for your red armor" BD

"greatest adventure in the world, runs with blood red armor, has bright glowy blue sword for the sparkles"


04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"do you..you know wanna touch it?"

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Warrior: I told you I wanted it RED!
Blacksmith: How in the hell can i do that when you give me Blue and Purple Ice Shards!?

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"You do realize how big a sword is supposed to be right?"
"It's not the size of the blade that matters, but how sharp the edge is"

04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"When you don't fit in, be sure to stand out"

04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Nice blue sword... but are you blind ! i need red one, now go make me new one or sandwich!

04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Hello my good sir. This sword you made is nice and all, but clearly it isn't the right color. Have you seen my armor? It is red, do it over and make the sword red if you would my good man.

04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
HEY!!! Whats with the camera?

04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Knight: "i'm big i'm black and i'm back" THE END

04-16-2014, 03:16 PM

04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
The guy in reds has in mind to upload this on facebook and tag this as:

''Me removing the head of the bald guy behind.Just another day at the job.''

Notorious Fish
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Knight: Hurry up and take the picture! I can't hold this sword forever!

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
I don't suppose this comes in red?

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
That new sword must look better than this , or heads will roll !

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Well that's a mighty find sword u have made for me blacksmith , it feels perfect!
But , i feel like its missing something ... yes! a name!
*After long hours of standing still and wonder what name he should give this beautiful sword , he said*
I shall name this sword... Steve!

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
1st: Me first!!!! Me first!!!
2nd: NPCS need to get their priority's straight, I GO FIRST!
If I can't enter all three I'd like to enter the 3rd.

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Sir we appear to have a problem. This sword is made of glass.

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Here you see the red diamond sword ninja disturbing a blacksmith in his natural hibitat while he is working hard to provide bread and water for his children.
The red ninja on the other hand is trying to get a free weapon from him by showing his big diamond sword in front of the blakcsmith's face
Judge that man!

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Knight: "Thats right! I crafted a water sword from fire and steel! Beat that Mr Blacksmith!"
Blacksmith: "Challenge accep-...uh never mind."

04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
When OCD get's the best of you.

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
This was supposed to be a picture of me smithing my first sword,
until this ♥♥♥♥♥♥bag in red came and photobombed me!

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
Knight *sings* Do you like my sword sword
Blacksmith *shouts* Hey this isn't Minecraft this is Archeage and we we like to DANCE!!!!

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
"i hope that sword is bigger than my current one!"
"it's not the size that counts but the durability"

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
(post card font) Missing you from sunny Townsvilles! - Steve (guy in far back left)

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
BlackSmith:How can i help you today brave warrior
Red Knight: can you make my sword red, it doesn't match my armor
BlackSmith: sure i can do anything, but you will need the required materials it won't take long
Red Knight:sure what should i get, probably got all of it with me
BlackSmith:great you need: eye of a ogre, dragons scales, a sandwich, and a griffin beak
Red Knight:sure i can get those,but why a sandwich ?
BlackSmith:my wife left me :(

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
All day in the mines..
Ugh and ive spent all day crafting...
(Armor guy)l
Look what i found! ^_^
(Smith) Grumble.....

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
'Id like to sell you this sword'
Smith: 'Alright ill give you 15 silver for it'

04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
"okay... So I stand like this... Use both hands... and now what!!??

Oleg the blacksmith says "Wow.... and you are the kings guard HOW??"

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Hey, you hammer guy, give me what you got or I will cut your muscles one by one!

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"Make me a sword that will strike fear in the hearts of my enemies I said. And you come to me with a BABY BLUE SWORD! Who is going to be afraid of that? Are you even listening? Look at me when I am talking to you!"

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"One piece done and the second piece of my custom glider is just being finished up. I wonder if it actually flies."

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Oh my God what is that you give me a sword forged as it is beautiful like a jewel of glitters in the sun. Thank you sir, I think I will be with him one of the most powerful warriors.

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"forged to my destiny"

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Guy in red: Thunder, Thunder, Thunderfirrans (cats) ooooooooooooohhhhh!
Poor Blacksmith: Ooooooooohhhhhh ugh (dead)
Guy in red: Oops, Red Wedding and Stuff...

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Does this make my ♥♥♥ look fat?

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Are you making it aut of iron i made it aut of glas vtf :eek::eek:

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Almost caught:
Hey, check out my new sword!
Which one?
I hold it in my arms, wait wait, which one, do you see any other swords here?
Ahhh, its alright.

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"Red Knight to the Black Smith: I think my Sword Got mixed up in the mail with the Blue Knights.."

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Well, It clashes with my armor, but I guess I'll look fabulous anyway~

04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Well, This sword wont be blue for long, *Makes a slight smirk to the blacksmith as he walks off with a slight laugh*

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Not to be outdone, I brought my sword to pick up my sons.

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Blacksmith -> Red: "Don't look now, but that old guard's out back peein' behind the house again."

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Knight- Blue sword and red armor, now who's gonna get all the aggro?
Blacksmith- Not this again.

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Knight: We come by this road to find Balian...
Balian: I am a blacksmith.

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Now available in 'MURICA

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
When Red and his friend Blue got invited to play Archeage, Red asked Scapes to make Blue something useful. Scapes misheard...

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
You call that a sword? THIS IS A SWORD!!!

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
The greatest Blacksmith of the land works hard at his Anvil to create an Uber Sword of Banning in the color of red to match Sir Scapes armor in the ever hopeful attempt of receiving an alpha invite to play Archeage.

04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aWnlDZol.jpg?1 (http://i.imgur.com/aWnlDZo.jpg?1)

04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
"Using my tax money for this sword was totally worth it. Just don't tell my wife."

04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Warrior:"Hey this blue is awesome,can you do the same color to my mom's armor"
Blacksmith:"But this sword is to your mom not for you"
Warrior:"do you saying, i liked a woman sword? (angry)"
Blacksmith:"Oh no sir, i was just kidding this is to everyone hehe"
Warrior:"Oh it's fine, so do a pink to, its for my mommy"

04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
You had better get that enchant right or else.......

04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Blacksmith: "Ok, now that you've posed for the picture, give my sword back."
Warrior: "Can i post it on internet?"
Blacksmith: "...Yes"
Warrior: "Yay" (Walk away)
Blacksmith: "Damn newcomers."

04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Warrior: "I look like a tomato in this armor!"
Blacksmith: "Sorry, I didn't eat for a long time..."

04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
'' Hey blacksmith, look at this blue sword, a boss monster just dropped it! I can see that you are jealous, you can only craft a sword like this in your dreams! ''

04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Knight: "Hey Blacksmith!, hehehe can you.- "

Blacksmith: "you again!!. No! i'm busy!"

Knight: " but but but... :'C"

Blacksmith: "NOOOOOO!!"

Knight: "I just wanted to go to drink a beer with you :'C"

Blacksmith: "O_O"

04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
Red guy: Blacksmith take my armor and my sword i will go to Trion Archeage Alpha!!

04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
"Ouch, I cut myself! I need a tetanus shot!"

04-16-2014, 03:22 PM

You better enhance your security, cause xXxPussDestr0yer hath arrived!

04-16-2014, 03:22 PM

Hello players.
Look at your avatar, now back to mine, now back to your avatar, now back to mine.
Sadly, it's not mine.
But if you stopped using low-level monster drops and switched to crafted equipment it could look like mine.

04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
You wish you could craft this

04-16-2014, 03:23 PM
"Dark spirit Knight Kirk has invaded!"
"Dark spirit Knight Kirk has invaded!"
"Dark spirit Knight Kirk has invaded!"

04-16-2014, 03:23 PM
"This here is a stick up. Put all the red weapons in the trade window and nobody gets hurt"

04-16-2014, 03:23 PM
Red guy:"So you are telling me that you hit a piece of hot iron with a hammer and this comes out ?"
Blacksmith:"Yeah, its the same principle as hitting a house foundation until a mansion appears, now take it or leave it."

04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
Warrior: my left arm is alot stronger than my left arm
BlackSmith: do you even lift
Warrior: ask your wife, i banged ...
Blacksmith: did you just talk about my wife
Warrior: well she is the towns doctor and i banged my arm against a boulder while mining.

Optimus Christ
04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
"So...how many labor points is this gonna cost me?"

04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
No...i said "the little blue bird soared..."

04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
Redguy: i am FEAR
Blacksmith: i am a blacksmith
Redguy: i am PAIN
Blacksmith: yup and i am a blacksmith
Redguy:i am your father....

04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
"Thanks for the sword, blacksmith. I might be able to slay the legendary big tuna with this."

04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
Yes, you can date my sister.. but you will need to sheath your sword

04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
Blacksmith: The first rule of The blacksmiths Club is: You do not talk about the blacksmiths club. The second rule of The blacksmiths Club is: You do not talk about the Blacksmiths Club.
Knight: Rawr! I have a sword!

04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
So... This one time at band camp.....

04-16-2014, 03:26 PM
Epic Red Armor? 2,500 Gold.

Huge Blue Sword? 250 Gilda Stars.

Knowing you PKed for all of it? Priceless.

There are some things PvE can't buy. For everything else, there's PvP.

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04-16-2014, 03:26 PM
" Can I get something in more of a Dark Terra Cotta, this Sapphire blue sword is totally throwing off my outfit"

04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
"I think you have me confused with that little blue peasant boy. I requested a MAN's sword. MAN!"

04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
You think Zelda wants his Master Sword back?

04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
They said I could be anything, so I became a Power Ranger.

04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
"Yeah?! well mine's blue, blue means it's hotter!"

04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
"this sword is secondhand and it looks like Bikeman's been mining his stone with it"

04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
Knight: Hey man, what are you doing over there?
BSmith: Scapes, Firecait, and Amary are giving away three new alpha keys.
Knight: So you are making new gear for the 3 new players coming in?
BSmith: LOL, I'm finishing up my house so I can sit back and watch the nerd tears stream from the people who don't win.
Knight: Dibs on the couch.

04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
"Look at my sword,
my sword is AMAZING,
give it a lick,
it tastes just like berries" (according to color of the sword)

meehhhh I dont know.. im kind of tired and uncreative right now.. but I want an alpha key soo much

04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
Warrior: You think this sword comes with this armor
Blacksmith: You are all red and blue sword doesn't match it
Warrior: You think this is a game?
Blacksmith: Yeah, it's ArcheAge dude, now fly away
Warrior : (Heavy Breathing)

04-16-2014, 03:29 PM
Do I look fat in this?
World's hardest question, just got harder.

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04-16-2014, 03:29 PM
My legend :
Smith: Quiet, I'm that nail. It will turn out that Scalibur egalitarian.

04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
red guy:"hey guy.... guy.... hey guy..... gu.....guy.....gggguuuuyyyyy"
black smith:"WHAT!!"
red guy:"do you like my BIG sword"
black smith:"yes yes its very nice now go away you've been harassing me all week about your 'big sword' "
red guy:"but its ssssooooo big and the more ctd's it has the brighter it glows................. i wouldn't mind making it brighter with yyyooouuu"

04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
Knight - Can you sharpen this thing mate?
Blacksmith - Not another one, go milk some cows or something, can't you see I'm busy!

04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
blacksmith: omg that sword is fabulousss its sooo shiny and new!!!!
knight: i know right its soo prettyy eeeeee do you wanna touch?
lady on table: honey can you please man up and kill the man already so we can go!!

04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
Guy in armor: Hey blacksmith im going to take a picture for my twitter so smile, I wore my sunday best. #Selfie #ArcheAge #readytoplay #readyforquest #readyforadventure
Blacksmith: looks at the guy funny and says #StopLettingYourMotherDressYouhenYouGoOut.

04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
BR huehuehue Gibe me itens and your money or die

04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
"Without the crafts the way of the sword is incomplete. Craftsmaship and valor make the foundation for supremacy."

04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
this mystical runed blade is crafted by the Ancients long ago nothing will get in the way of thy sword, prepare to meet your maker!!

04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
He's not compensating or anything.

04-16-2014, 03:32 PM
After all that work it had to be blue... not red to match my armor?

04-16-2014, 03:32 PM
"I promised you I would come back and let you reforge my sword when the first Ice was seen up north"
"Well you sure are an Oathkeeper, to your mother and her Widow's wail."

04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
"Yo, I told you (can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (can't touch this)"


04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
I need another one just like this...do you think you can handle it?

04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
So...If I time it just right...FREE REPAIRS!

04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
Guy in red: Oh yeah look at this awesome sword! Glass is the new steel!
Blacksmith: [thinking] I can't believe he fall for it! First this dragon born fella and now this guy? I will just sell few more glass swords and then I can finally move out of this god forsaken village

04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
I CAN'T SEE ♥♥♥♥!


Kenna Mustafar
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
"Does this sword make my armor look fat?"

04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
Let's compare lengths...

04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tHLuBw8.jpg (http://imgur.com/tHLuBw8)

04-16-2014, 03:34 PM

Ps. Korean server was great
Thank you and best of luck to the community.

04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
(ιД`)ノ My good sir it appears this sword is resembling the colour of the infamous Rainbow Dash, I'm afraid i will need a different sword for i will be mocked by my peers in battle as they think i am a Brony of sorts, Perhaps a nice shade of Pink eh?

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04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
Red Knight - So smithy, what are people saying about my new sword? I heard people laughing at me when I was walking over here.
Blacksmith - Well...I heard people whispering that you are compensating from something.
Red Knight - What!? I'll show them all that my sword is sharper than their tongues!

04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/semjaza_2006/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot2.jpg (http://s111.photobucket.com/user/semjaza_2006/media/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot2.jpg.html)

04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
Man in Red Armour- "Sir could you make me a stronger sword?"
Blacksmith- "I'm going on break."
Man in Red Armour- "How long is the wait?"
Blacksmith- "You have a better chance getting into Alpha."

04-16-2014, 03:35 PM
"Fear cuts deeper than swords...well, most swords"

04-16-2014, 03:35 PM
I don't care what they told you, that is not Valyrian Steel. It's silver paint. Look, I like you kid, I'll give you two gold for it.

04-16-2014, 03:36 PM
Finaly max level, time to be the pirate I have always been in my heart

04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
RED::confused: "This....blade.... doesn't really go with my outfit. Can I get a blade in red?"
BS::eek: "WHAAAA!?! But that's like the ultimate blade!?!"
RED::rolleyes: "Its not like I'm gonna kill anything with it. All we do is sit around and talk."
BS::( "But....but... uhg... red blade coming right up.."
BS::mad: *mumbles* "Oh god, I regret this job, these people.. do they even have a life!? go offline if you wanna socialize!!!!"

04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
And lo, Sir Red Metal had finally attained the Holy Blue Claymore of Everlasting Devastation, but what he truly lusted after and could never have, was the Blacksmiths's sweet black muscle tee and super cool bandana.

04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
Knight: " hey Bob, how's it going? Um just wondering why my armor is red, I specifically said the color of the majestic sky"
Bob:"ah um, made it last night remember the blood moon? uh so yeah color of the sky"

04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
Swordsman: I don't like it! Paint it red!
Blacksmith: WOT DAH! !

04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
Red Knight: Jerry never told you what happened to your father.
Apprentice Blacksmith: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Red Knight: No. I am your father.

04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
"Look at my sword, my sword is amazzzzing, give it a lick and i'll cut you to pieccccccess.."

04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
- Hey warrior, can you take me back my hammer ? he's in the enemy territory.
- But, you have a hammer !!!
- No, it's another hammer.
[ some time later ]
- I've your hammer !
- OH, thanks but can you take me back my other hammer ?

04-16-2014, 03:38 PM
"Oh sorry, I haven't learnt Nuian yet."

04-16-2014, 03:38 PM
figure in red- "I call it Vera"

blacksmith- "You offering me a trade?"

04-16-2014, 03:38 PM
(Russian Accent Red-armored person) "So, what is this? This is no sword, it is a stick. I want refund now!"

04-16-2014, 03:39 PM
Roleplay Pro

http://memedad.com/memes/165662.jpgRoleplay Pro

04-16-2014, 03:39 PM
"Does this sword make my armor look fat?"

04-16-2014, 03:40 PM
i have done my best :) 107

04-16-2014, 03:40 PM
Some People Are Color Blind

04-16-2014, 03:40 PM

I said I wanted it RED! Why would you make it blue, OMG now I don't match. Everyone is going to laugh at me and it's all your fault.

04-16-2014, 03:41 PM
My Dogeful Entry: http://i.imgur.com/TzXbVgG.jpg
Doge head taken from this image: http://www.geekosystem.com/much-pronounce/

04-16-2014, 03:41 PM