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Scapes
04-16-2014, 02:06 PM
http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/quest_952x414.jpg (http://www.archeagegame.com/en/news/2014/04/archeage-alpha-caption-contest)

It's time to start our very first ArcheAge competition: a caption contest! With this week's Exploring ArcheAge livestream focusing on the game's many combat and crafting skills, we've selected the following screenshot as your subject. Ten skilled winners will each receive an invitation to join Alpha.


http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot_small.jpg (http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot.jpg)

ArcheAge Alpha Caption Contest

Create a caption based on the provided ArcheAge screenshot for a chance to win an invitation to Alpha.

Instructions

Based on the provided ArcheAge screenshot, write a caption no longer than five sentences in length.
Post your caption on the official ArcheAge forums as a reply to this thread.
Your caption should be “safe for work” and will be disqualified or deleted if it is indecent in nature.
One entry per person.
Click here for the official ArcheAge Alpha Caption Contest rules. (http://forums.archeagegame.com/showthread.php?2849-ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Official-Rules-and-Conditions)

Prizes

Contest entries will be judged for their creativity, humor, and wit by Trion Worlds’ Producer Victoria “FireCait” Voss, Associate Producer Amanda “Amary” Fry, and Senior Community Relations Manager Evan “Scapes” Berman. The judges will choose ten winning contest entries.
The ten winners will each receive an invite to ArcheAge Alpha.

Duration

This contest starts Wednesday, April 16 and ends Wednesday, April 23 at 11:59 PM Pacific (GMT-7), at which point we will no longer accept contest entries.
The contest results will be published no more than a week after the end of the contest.

Good luck and have fun!

Read the full article on the website. (http://www.archeagegame.com/en/news/2014/04/archeage-alpha-caption-contest)

NOTE: Just a reminder, this isn't a screenshot manipulation contest! Please submit your entries as text replies. Thanks!

UPDATE: Due to the overwhelming response to this contest, we've decided to increase the number of winners from three to ten. Good luck!

Randseba
04-16-2014, 02:36 PM
"I like big blades and I cannot lie, you other players can't deny.
That when a toon walks in with a big-assed blade and no shield in place;
You gotta RUN!"

Darth Futuza
04-16-2014, 02:39 PM
Can't clicky the image to be captioned..

edit: It doesn't work in the post, but it works from the website's article, you're still using your "staging" link instead of live.
Here is the correct link everyone: http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot.jpg


And my entry:
http://i.imgur.com/xGIPaNV.png
Transcript:
Guard: "Yup. No crime gets past me."
Mob Boss: "No mistakes this time...your family is expecting you home tonight."
BlackSmith: I never should have taken that loan from the mob. *gulp*
Mob Boss Wife: "Sweetheart are you done exhorting the blacksmith yet?"

Piano
04-16-2014, 02:40 PM
"This sword is nice and all... but man, the colour is completely off!"

Dark_Pegasus
04-16-2014, 02:40 PM
You told me this was a sword...it's a beach umbrella...

Kit7ycat
04-16-2014, 02:43 PM
"So .. How do I use this thing?"

Joesnuffy
04-16-2014, 02:43 PM
IT IS I Scapes!!! And I am here to take all the cookies

Final272
04-16-2014, 02:44 PM
Guy in Red: HEY! Npc blacksmith guess how many swings of me hammer it took to make this? Now where is your work Mr Blacksmith? :D

Elfen-Inphamous
04-16-2014, 02:44 PM
Man in Red Armour- "Hey, Mr. Blacksmith how is my new sword coming along that looks totally better then this one?"
Blacksmith- "Well good Sir it was coming along great and the form was going to be the coolest unique sword in game."
Man in Red Armour- "Oh great sounds awesome ^.^,... wait you said was?!?!?!?!"
Blacksmith- "Yes Man in Red Armour it was, as I learned a unique totally awesome sword is impossible for me an NPC to make with crafting abilities 100 levels below your max, so here is a basic steel sword."
Man in Red Armour- "NOOOOOOOOO."

Nativo
04-16-2014, 02:45 PM
My legend is : "Mission?! No!! Give me the Weapon!!! "

Thanks for chance of participate and good luck for all members :D

Aldra
04-16-2014, 02:45 PM
"This sword is too light, make me a bigger one!"

DuckFat
04-16-2014, 02:45 PM
" soo...I can keep this?"

VMBarbosa
04-16-2014, 02:46 PM
"How many times do i need to repeat this, I WANT A BLUE ARMOUR AND A RED SWORD!"

Synthetic
04-16-2014, 02:46 PM
"we're not in telara anymore"

Solidlight
04-16-2014, 02:46 PM
Ahem. "Got anything, er... Bigger?"

Shane
04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
"You call that a sword!? This is a sword!"

DarBow
04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
Red Knight: "Hey I see you have a red sword their can I have that one?"


Smith: *Ding *Ding* "What the blue one too heavy?"

OvelhaK
04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
Knight: " Hey smith have u seeing Elsa?"
Smith " The Disney Witchcraft:? No Why?
Knight " I asked her to ice enchant my sword"
Smith " So what?"
Knight " She painted it Blue and runned away"

Egone111
04-16-2014, 02:47 PM
What do you mean size Doesn't matter

Xeron154
04-16-2014, 02:48 PM
With that new shiny sword i go and hunt players down to be the new pirate king!

iwearsuits
04-16-2014, 02:49 PM
Got anything this sharp and pointy in red?

Lotharen
04-16-2014, 02:49 PM
In Archeage you can have your very own Blacksmith. See this armor - my sword? That's right, made by this guy. In Archeage my smith makes it so I can have everything!

Jibeley
04-16-2014, 02:50 PM
"John the blacksmiths new experimental glass sword design sadly failed to catch on"

Sperg
04-16-2014, 02:50 PM
Now you owe me a horse.

Senichiro
04-16-2014, 02:51 PM
"Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft this magic sword and said... By the power of ArcheAge!"

JackWagon
04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
Give me an Alpha Key or the Blacksmith gets it!

krallang
04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
"In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name, king of the Andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm, I Eddard of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell, and warden of the North, sentence you to die"

PS: i was thinking of doing the tower of joy scene or jon snow and janos slynt but don't want to spoil things for non book readers

Coolermatt
04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
"Even after all that time adventuring, SirFireBird1992 still fails to understand that red doesn't always make everything better."

Dracosblood
04-16-2014, 02:52 PM
Okay I know it’s hard to believe but there are Giant Man eating blueberry bushes out there! Uuuhhh, you got anything to clean this??

Tasteycakes
04-16-2014, 02:53 PM
"Does this thing match my armor?"

buzz
04-16-2014, 02:54 PM
"This is my sword. There are many like it, but this one is mine!"

Nomi
04-16-2014, 02:54 PM
Red Knight says, "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the sword."

Vantasm
04-16-2014, 02:54 PM
Knight: "This sword doesn't match my red armor at all! My reputation will fall like lightning..."
Blacksmith: "There's fall-damage!"

Anselmo
04-16-2014, 02:56 PM
http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-conte...Screenshot.jpg

"Your Blade, My Sword"
"This time the world will be mine"

jsolo15
04-16-2014, 02:57 PM
....Get my point!

Toph
04-16-2014, 02:58 PM
"Where is waldo?"

PXY
04-16-2014, 02:58 PM
"In these perilous times it is necessary to have a true friend smith"

DragonShark
04-16-2014, 02:58 PM
My sword is better than yours!! Na-na na-na boo-boo

DuddyB
04-16-2014, 02:59 PM
Red Knight:"That's right slave! If you don't make me a better weapon then the one I have now, I'll have your head"

Blacksmith:"Sigh... sir for god sakes you do this everyday, YOU PAY ME to do this.

Red Knight:"I'll pay you extra so I can impress the villagers?"

Blacksmith:"In the name of Neptune someone please save me..."

Ando
04-16-2014, 03:00 PM
Molten Armor. Frost Weapon. CRIT!

Thunder
04-16-2014, 03:01 PM
"Every good warrior needs a crafter to survive its own adventure, every good crafter needs the money of a warrior to keep up the good work."

kenstone17
04-16-2014, 03:01 PM
"The armour used to be blue too, but sadly your friends kept me waiting for a new sword."

YankeeJim
04-16-2014, 03:02 PM
Deleted for change

Tozzeb
04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
"Phu! This sword is too heavy for me! Can you make it lighter, please?"

Blademaster212
04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
"A Blacksmiths work is never done..."

Scapes
04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
edit: It doesn't work in the post, but it works from the website's article, you're still using your "staging" link instead of live.


Link fixed, thanks.

sillywabbit
04-16-2014, 03:03 PM
"When i said i wanted to paint my armor red, with the blood of my foes! I did not mean literally...."

Stela
04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
4. Be a legal resident of: (i) one of the fifty United States (or the District of Columbia); or (ii) Canada (excluding Quebec); or (iii) the member countries of the European Union (excluding the Netherlands); (iv) Switzerland; (v) Australia; or (vi) New Zealand.

Canadian residents will be required to answer an additional mathematical question in order to claim their prizes.

Okay, I can take a hint... :(

Edit 1 - Also, Scapes, unless you've already disabled edits, which I see that you haven't, because I'm adding this as an edit, then I think no one should be allowed to edit their entry, even if I can't enter... make an entry... win an invite... test the Alpha...

Edit 2 - Disable the edit function for this thread is fair I think.

Edit 3 - Also, I'll have you know Canadians are still brilliant mathematicians, even though our alcoholic beverages of choice are far more potent than your's!! :p

Edit 4 - And so my fellow, beloved Canadians can prep a little, just how difficult will the mathematical question be? Will there be a time limitation?

Edit 5 - Page 18 & counting now, so probably too late to disable edits. :(

Promise
04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
Red Armor: "The orcs are near!"
Smith: "This good for nothing sword can't tell me nothing!"

LOTR Reference :D

liftarn
04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
Red Warrior: "Get Real, Blacksmith".

Arawulf
04-16-2014, 03:04 PM
"I guess you've made your point."

Zoto
04-16-2014, 03:05 PM
Metal armor glass sword cant wait to pvp this guy.

Bloodtau
04-16-2014, 03:05 PM
"It's all good and everything, but could you make it red this time? this blue color clashes with my armour"

Pater
04-16-2014, 03:05 PM
Blacksmith Bob: "Nigel. You understand that you need to be level 50 to wear that stuff right?"
Nigel the Knight: "Wait, what?!"
Blacksmith Bob: "Here, let me make you a steel dagger. There's some cloth pants in the back too."
Nigel the Knight: "But but..."
Blacksmith Bob: "Don't worry Nigel, it a one size fits all"

Vyr
04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
"I shall call it Bluetooth!" exclaimed Sir WiFi.

m1sbhv
04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
4. Be a legal resident of: (i) one of the fifty United States (or the District of Columbia); or (ii) Canada (excluding Quebec); or (iii) the member countries of the European Union (excluding the Netherlands); (iv) Switzerland; (v) Australia; or (vi) New Zealand.
So dutch people can't try to get any alpha keys?

Feron
04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
Sorry sir, I will hit this time is that my expertise is low

I am the Red Knight and want a red sword

AGirlyMan
04-16-2014, 03:06 PM
Warrior: Bro, do you even smith?

Zalgo
04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
"This sword totally clashes with my outfit! Its like you want the fashion police to gank me!"

Zaitak
04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
Wait, it's HOW much to repair this?!

Addzter
04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
"Smith mine like one of your French swords!"

ThyHollowed
04-16-2014, 03:07 PM
"Mine's Bigger!"

germane
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
My Entry is HERE (http://imgur.com/U5NtGxn) and added as Attachment.

LevDa
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
Red Knight: "Does this sword make my butt look big?"

Yesugei
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
We forge together, we die together!

iScraM
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
"Could ya forge me a new one, mine's a bit rusty"

Zorxas
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
"You're making your own blade eh? Why not use my sword, forged right from Arendelle!"

Good luck to everyone! (:

Montie
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
Dang it! I knew I should have gone with red!

mza325
04-16-2014, 03:08 PM
oh no i can't wield 2 hand sword i wanted a 1 hand sword

Enkhil
04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
I told you that my sword needed to be RED to match my outfit, now fix it before I chop your head off and turn it red with your blood.

Blue
04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be my Squishy!" :3

Josh the Wizard
04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
Knight: I demand a red sword, or I'll make YOU go blue!
Blacksmith: Don't ya see I'm busy right now?!

FreeEarl
04-16-2014, 03:09 PM
Warrior : Sir Blacksmith, anything you can do I can do better. I mean.. Just look at my sword.

Biohazard
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Pfft you call that toothpick a sword? THIS is a sword!"

Kuvian
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
YoloKnight: I can't handle my swag.
BlackSmith: Dude, you look like a power ranger lol.

Echopapa
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Compensating for something, are we?"

takesen
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"I asked for a RED one! Does this look like it matches my ARMOR?! MAKE IT REEEEED! - before I cut you foo'..."

GigaMancer
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"..."
"Hey blacksmith, are you trying to tell me something?"
*Backs away slowly*

ygaum
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
Do you think it matches?

DigiRiftEntertainment
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
Think you could make this red? I've kind of got a theme going.

crash
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
My sword is blue. . .I TOLD YOU RED!!

Xel'i
04-16-2014, 03:10 PM
"Sorry bro, you still can't have Mom's blue armor set."

Philtothetop
04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
RED! Told you red! Not that "holy" blue... *sigh* ,now how am I supposed to scare people?

Talanaes
04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
Ser Frank did not quite understand what his lord meant when he said a knight should be well read.

xDiv
04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
Red armor guy: They say size doesn't matter.
Blacksmith: haha, thats what they want you to think... *looks down at self* :(

Dracomon
04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
"I said I wanted it BLOOD RED not Sky Blue"
"I'm sorry, sir."
"No, you're not sorry, do it over"
"Okay, sir. Right away, sir."
"Less yammering, more hammering"

wodino
04-16-2014, 03:11 PM
Okay Marcus, this sword will due, now make me 50 more.

On it!

Arzamar
04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
+I wanted this "RED", not "BLUE". As you see it does not fit with my set.

-..okay.. let me make another one, but red this time.

+ Dude thats... Thats small.

-but its red?

Maqnet
04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
"Roses are red, this Sword is blue give me this free or I'll cut you"

JoeDragon
04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
"Hey Smithy, you got anything that cleans off Fairy blood? This sword used to be RED!"

jobznificent
04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
"after you forge that.. challenge that with mine ?"

MadClover
04-16-2014, 03:12 PM
Blacksmith : "Oh man! This will be my greatest creation!"

Knight : "Pfft, are you even trying? This isn't even my final form."

Ternan
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
"I craft and craft all day, and these bastards go around showing it off like they made it. I should've been a pirate."

shifue
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Why do i always get the angry customers that point weapons at me? Make weapons they said. Get rich they said. Be the best they said. I should have never listened to the trainer and just raised yatas instead.

NotFrank
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
"I don't always carry around epic swords, but when I do it must not match my armor"

Harry4Eva
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Sir is there any reason you keep staring at me?
Sir?
Sir?
"Al-right guys I'm back what should we do now?"
Darn, I thought he would be a sale.......

"=red guy"

grndragon13
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Sir, we have a problem. This sword appears to be made of glass.

Bernat
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
I think i got it http://imgur.com/GS8kH6G

lionel
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Knight to Blacksmith

"Should of told me you were color blind"

ximix
04-16-2014, 03:13 PM
Blacksmith: "Wait, you said you want a brand new sword?"
Red Armored Man: "Sure, isn't that your job?"
Blacksmith: "Right, but what about if you first go find for me this 3 rare items for my questlog...?"
Red Armored Man: "Damn, hate this NPC, all I whanted was a RED sword that fits with my armor..."

Cyrenth
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"So you're telling me that crafted hunk of iron he is busy making will be better than my Excalibur 3000, found deep in the ancient ruins of some lost civilization? What kind of game is this?"

Tryneal
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"This is the wrong colour!"
"S...S...Sorry Sir."
"Quit the stammerin', start the hammerin'."

Alakuu
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
Hey players! Video games are tough. But at least you don't have to lug this much weight around. Like heck I care if its got +10 crit! Its heavy, and hot in here!

Keegs
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
I am crab man......you fix thy mighty blue sword now....puny blacksmith...

TehVanguard
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"So, what did you forge for me this time...? Iceblade, huh? I hope it's not gonna melt in the heat of battle!"

Water
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"Why are you making a little sword, i want a bigger one!"

Splitwig
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
John - Hey Bob!

Bob - Hey John. What do you need I am a bit preoccupied?

John - This broadsword I found is way to heavy for me!

Bob - And you want me to do what about it? Maybe you will grow into it......

John - Well on Sunday night I saw this really cool show, I believe it was called Game of Throws or something, anyways on this show they melted down this amazing broadsword, just like mine, and made two. What do you think can we do the same?

Bob - You want to do what to Ice !!!????!!!

Emilie
04-16-2014, 03:14 PM
"They say size matters... I think my sword can speak for itself."
LOL. This is work safe enough right? :P :cool:

Rahyang
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"You make this sword and armor ? oh so colourful !! now i'm look like a power ranger !!! GREAT !! -__-

Tsuruo
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"Want to be a mighty adventurer? Don't quit your day job just yet!"

Loaki9
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Excuse me, Sir? I found this sticking out of a rock in the woods... Think you could make me one just like it? It's a gift for my Mom.

LeBler
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
There once was a man named Bandoo
He asked for a sword that was blue
My name is Sir Fred, and I asked for red
Think i could get a redo?

Hallu
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
I'll bet you have a place where I can sheathe my sword.

Xtops
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"The Frozen Blade is forged without the use of a furnace. Minerals extracted from glaciers are collected and hammered repeatedly until they retain heat and become malleable. Once the desired shape is achieved, it is plunged back into the glacier it came from and left there for there days. During this time, it reabsorbs the essence of the ice, allowing it to retain an icy glow. This sword must be handled with gloves at all times, and occasionally re-infused with the essence of the glacier."

number473
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Hmm, yeah, the weight feels perfect. Good work!
Now if it was just the right colour to match my armour.

BlitzAceRush
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
This is a great sword, dragon slayer you say?
Killed one thousand undead warriors?
My, that is impressive, just one question...
Who the hell are you? and why in gods name are you living in my garden?

Apicem
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
I said Light Blue, not Indigo!

XPhial
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"hey bro, i heard you like swords, so i made you a blue sword for your red armor" BD

"greatest adventure in the world, runs with blood red armor, has bright glowy blue sword for the sparkles"

http://l.wigflip.com/QJQvcNHp/roflbot.jpg

arrav
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"do you..you know wanna touch it?"

Xyphire
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Warrior: I told you I wanted it RED!
Blacksmith: How in the hell can i do that when you give me Blue and Purple Ice Shards!?

Roflmeow
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"You do realize how big a sword is supposed to be right?"
"It's not the size of the blade that matters, but how sharp the edge is"

Xiezhi
04-16-2014, 03:15 PM
"When you don't fit in, be sure to stand out"

Dommy
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Nice blue sword... but are you blind ! i need red one, now go make me new one or sandwich!

SangHyung
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Hello my good sir. This sword you made is nice and all, but clearly it isn't the right color. Have you seen my armor? It is red, do it over and make the sword red if you would my good man.

ThyHollowed
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
HEY!!! Whats with the camera?

BaconBoyWonder
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Knight: "i'm big i'm black and i'm back" THE END

Nilliad
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/x3e0Ts3.jpg

Annihil8ah
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
The guy in reds has in mind to upload this on facebook and tag this as:

''Me removing the head of the bald guy behind.Just another day at the job.''

Notorious Fish
04-16-2014, 03:16 PM
Knight: Hurry up and take the picture! I can't hold this sword forever!

Khelor
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
I don't suppose this comes in red?

Drydenn
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
That new sword must look better than this , or heads will roll !

SylverLynx
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Well that's a mighty find sword u have made for me blacksmith , it feels perfect!
But , i feel like its missing something ... yes! a name!
*After long hours of standing still and wonder what name he should give this beautiful sword , he said*
I shall name this sword... Steve!

Moop
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
1st: Me first!!!! Me first!!!
2nd: NPCS need to get their priority's straight, I GO FIRST!
3rd: IF YOU DON'T STOP WORKING ON THAT SWORD AND START TO WORK ON MINE, THEN MY SWORD WILL BE IN YOU!!!
If I can't enter all three I'd like to enter the 3rd.

grndragon13
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Sir we appear to have a problem. This sword is made of glass.

Hard
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Here you see the red diamond sword ninja disturbing a blacksmith in his natural hibitat while he is working hard to provide bread and water for his children.
The red ninja on the other hand is trying to get a free weapon from him by showing his big diamond sword in front of the blakcsmith's face
Judge that man!

Mabery
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/j1novNC.jpg

ZiggaWaTT
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
Knight: "Thats right! I crafted a water sword from fire and steel! Beat that Mr Blacksmith!"
Blacksmith: "Challenge accep-...uh never mind."

scals
04-16-2014, 03:17 PM
When OCD get's the best of you.

Sweviking
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
This was supposed to be a picture of me smithing my first sword,
until this ♥♥♥♥♥♥bag in red came and photobombed me!

sharkman3d
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
Knight *sings* Do you like my sword sword
Blacksmith *shouts* Hey this isn't Minecraft this is Archeage and we we like to DANCE!!!!

Addanc
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
"i hope that sword is bigger than my current one!"
"it's not the size that counts but the durability"

ookamiwing
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
(post card font) Missing you from sunny Townsvilles! - Steve (guy in far back left)

Bartender
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
BlackSmith:How can i help you today brave warrior
Red Knight: can you make my sword red, it doesn't match my armor
BlackSmith: sure i can do anything, but you will need the required materials it won't take long
Red Knight:sure what should i get, probably got all of it with me
BlackSmith:great you need: eye of a ogre, dragons scales, a sandwich, and a griffin beak
Red Knight:sure i can get those,but why a sandwich ?
BlackSmith:my wife left me :(

AcheronX
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
(Smith)
All day in the mines..
Ugh and ive spent all day crafting...
(Armor guy)l
Look what i found! ^_^
(Smith) Grumble.....

me_liketurtles
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
'Id like to sell you this sword'
Smith: 'Alright ill give you 15 silver for it'
'Bye'

dvsph0enix
04-16-2014, 03:18 PM
"okay... So I stand like this... Use both hands... and now what!!??

Oleg the blacksmith says "Wow.... and you are the kings guard HOW??"

Sigva
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Hey, you hammer guy, give me what you got or I will cut your muscles one by one!

DeathsHead
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"Make me a sword that will strike fear in the hearts of my enemies I said. And you come to me with a BABY BLUE SWORD! Who is going to be afraid of that? Are you even listening? Look at me when I am talking to you!"

Leem
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"One piece done and the second piece of my custom glider is just being finished up. I wonder if it actually flies."

Gnor4ik
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Oh my God what is that you give me a sword forged as it is beautiful like a jewel of glitters in the sun. Thank you sir, I think I will be with him one of the most powerful warriors.

Parpaxsobluo
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"forged to my destiny"

Qisna
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Guy in red: Thunder, Thunder, Thunderfirrans (cats) ooooooooooooohhhhh!
Poor Blacksmith: Ooooooooohhhhhh ugh (dead)
Guy in red: Oops, Red Wedding and Stuff...

Geopenguin
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Does this make my ♥♥♥ look fat?

Pauli1337
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Are you making it aut of iron i made it aut of glas vtf :eek::eek:

kiukiu
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Almost caught:
Hey, check out my new sword!
Which one?
I hold it in my arms, wait wait, which one, do you see any other swords here?
Ahhh, its alright.

Xilitu
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
"Red Knight to the Black Smith: I think my Sword Got mixed up in the mail with the Blue Knights.."

Beathrus
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Well, It clashes with my armor, but I guess I'll look fabulous anyway~

Gensou
04-16-2014, 03:19 PM
Well, This sword wont be blue for long, *Makes a slight smirk to the blacksmith as he walks off with a slight laugh*

randybabble
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Not to be outdone, I brought my sword to pick up my sons.

rad1ance
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Blacksmith -> Red: "Don't look now, but that old guard's out back peein' behind the house again."

Fabulous
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Knight- Blue sword and red armor, now who's gonna get all the aggro?
Blacksmith- Not this again.

ValetGamer
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Knight: We come by this road to find Balian...
Balian: I am a blacksmith.

SilverLlama
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Now available in 'MURICA

Xzantor_UK
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
When Red and his friend Blue got invited to play Archeage, Red asked Scapes to make Blue something useful. Scapes misheard...

Parandrus
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
You call that a sword? THIS IS A SWORD!!!

Rekk
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
The greatest Blacksmith of the land works hard at his Anvil to create an Uber Sword of Banning in the color of red to match Sir Scapes armor in the ever hopeful attempt of receiving an alpha invite to play Archeage.

Amdur
04-16-2014, 03:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aWnlDZol.jpg?1 (http://i.imgur.com/aWnlDZo.jpg?1)

Carratos
04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
"Using my tax money for this sword was totally worth it. Just don't tell my wife."

Devilscream
04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Warrior:"Hey this blue is awesome,can you do the same color to my mom's armor"
Blacksmith:"But this sword is to your mom not for you"
Warrior:"do you saying, i liked a woman sword? (angry)"
Blacksmith:"Oh no sir, i was just kidding this is to everyone hehe"
Warrior:"Oh it's fine, so do a pink to, its for my mommy"

Renzhen
04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
You had better get that enchant right or else.......

Hafner
04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Blacksmith: "Ok, now that you've posed for the picture, give my sword back."
Warrior: "Can i post it on internet?"
Blacksmith: "...Yes"
Warrior: "Yay" (Walk away)
Blacksmith: "Damn newcomers."

m1sbhv
04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Warrior: "I look like a tomato in this armor!"
Blacksmith: "Sorry, I didn't eat for a long time..."

dennis
04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
'' Hey blacksmith, look at this blue sword, a boss monster just dropped it! I can see that you are jealous, you can only craft a sword like this in your dreams! ''

Fedextox
04-16-2014, 03:21 PM
Knight: "Hey Blacksmith!, hehehe can you.- "

Blacksmith: "you again!!. No! i'm busy!"

Knight: " but but but... :'C"

Blacksmith: "NOOOOOO!!"

Knight: "I just wanted to go to drink a beer with you :'C"

Blacksmith: "O_O"

Flopi
04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
Red guy: Blacksmith take my armor and my sword i will go to Trion Archeage Alpha!!

Stian
04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
"Ouch, I cut myself! I need a tetanus shot!"

Oskar
04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZQELmu4.jpg

You better enhance your security, cause xXxPussDestr0yer hath arrived!

SerinaNight
04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/SerinaNight/Trion/ArcheAge/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot.png


Hello players.
Look at your avatar, now back to mine, now back to your avatar, now back to mine.
Sadly, it's not mine.
But if you stopped using low-level monster drops and switched to crafted equipment it could look like mine.

Liquidice
04-16-2014, 03:22 PM
You wish you could craft this

NotYourHero
04-16-2014, 03:23 PM
"Dark spirit Knight Kirk has invaded!"
"Dark spirit Knight Kirk has invaded!"
"Dark spirit Knight Kirk has invaded!"

FrostySoySauce
04-16-2014, 03:23 PM
"This here is a stick up. Put all the red weapons in the trade window and nobody gets hurt"

WarforgedBard
04-16-2014, 03:23 PM
Red guy:"So you are telling me that you hit a piece of hot iron with a hammer and this comes out ?"
Blacksmith:"Yeah, its the same principle as hitting a house foundation until a mansion appears, now take it or leave it."

Bartender
04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
Warrior: my left arm is alot stronger than my left arm
BlackSmith: do you even lift
Warrior: ask your wife, i banged ...
Blacksmith: did you just talk about my wife
Warrior: well she is the towns doctor and i banged my arm against a boulder while mining.

Optimus Christ
04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
"So...how many labor points is this gonna cost me?"

Figaaa
04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
No...i said "the little blue bird soared..."

kohii
04-16-2014, 03:24 PM
Redguy: i am FEAR
Blacksmith: i am a blacksmith
Redguy: i am PAIN
Blacksmith: yup and i am a blacksmith
Redguy:i am your father....

BigTuna
04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
"Thanks for the sword, blacksmith. I might be able to slay the legendary big tuna with this."

Mazimba
04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
Yes, you can date my sister.. but you will need to sheath your sword

ibtara
04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
Blacksmith: The first rule of The blacksmiths Club is: You do not talk about the blacksmiths club. The second rule of The blacksmiths Club is: You do not talk about the Blacksmiths Club.
Knight: Rawr! I have a sword!

Kleitarxos
04-16-2014, 03:25 PM
So... This one time at band camp.....

SMP420
04-16-2014, 03:26 PM
Epic Red Armor? 2,500 Gold.

Huge Blue Sword? 250 Gilda Stars.

Knowing you PKed for all of it? Priceless.

There are some things PvE can't buy. For everything else, there's PvP.

howierulez
04-16-2014, 03:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FVInzzH.jpg?1

evepalfreeman
04-16-2014, 03:26 PM
" Can I get something in more of a Dark Terra Cotta, this Sapphire blue sword is totally throwing off my outfit"

Skyform
04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
"I think you have me confused with that little blue peasant boy. I requested a MAN's sword. MAN!"

Artonias
04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
You think Zelda wants his Master Sword back?

Crixian
04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
http://forums.archeagegame.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=106&d=1397687139
They said I could be anything, so I became a Power Ranger.

Horsepox
04-16-2014, 03:27 PM
"Yeah?! well mine's blue, blue means it's hotter!"

feac
04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
"this sword is secondhand and it looks like Bikeman's been mining his stone with it"

QuantumDestroyer
04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/m0tkw8v.jpg
Knight: Hey man, what are you doing over there?
BSmith: Scapes, Firecait, and Amary are giving away three new alpha keys.
Knight: So you are making new gear for the 3 new players coming in?
BSmith: LOL, I'm finishing up my house so I can sit back and watch the nerd tears stream from the people who don't win.
Knight: Dibs on the couch.

Bugris
04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
"Look at my sword,
my sword is AMAZING,
give it a lick,
it tastes just like berries" (according to color of the sword)

meehhhh I dont know.. im kind of tired and uncreative right now.. but I want an alpha key soo much

frane199648
04-16-2014, 03:28 PM
Warrior: You think this sword comes with this armor
Blacksmith: You are all red and blue sword doesn't match it
Warrior: You think this is a game?
Blacksmith: Yeah, it's ArcheAge dude, now fly away
Warrior : (Heavy Breathing)

cldc
04-16-2014, 03:29 PM
Do I look fat in this?
World's hardest question, just got harder.

Mcmuffin
04-16-2014, 03:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QzQxOiB.jpg

Kelevaras
04-16-2014, 03:29 PM
My legend :
Smith: Quiet, I'm that nail. It will turn out that Scalibur egalitarian.

viper
04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
red guy:"hey guy.... guy.... hey guy..... gu.....guy.....gggguuuuyyyyy"
black smith:"WHAT!!"
red guy:"do you like my BIG sword"
black smith:"yes yes its very nice now go away you've been harassing me all week about your 'big sword' "
red guy:"but its ssssooooo big and the more ctd's it has the brighter it glows................. i wouldn't mind making it brighter with yyyooouuu"

flesh
04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
Knight - Can you sharpen this thing mate?
Blacksmith - Not another one, go milk some cows or something, can't you see I'm busy!

Meliemcquade
04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
blacksmith: omg that sword is fabulousss its sooo shiny and new!!!!
knight: i know right its soo prettyy eeeeee do you wanna touch?
lady on table: honey can you please man up and kill the man already so we can go!!

Mistaken
04-16-2014, 03:30 PM
Guy in armor: Hey blacksmith im going to take a picture for my twitter so smile, I wore my sunday best. #Selfie #ArcheAge #readytoplay #readyforquest #readyforadventure
Blacksmith: looks at the guy funny and says #StopLettingYourMotherDressYouhenYouGoOut.

RSmachine
04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
BR huehuehue Gibe me itens and your money or die

Prime
04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
"Without the crafts the way of the sword is incomplete. Craftsmaship and valor make the foundation for supremacy."

doomknight
04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
this mystical runed blade is crafted by the Ancients long ago nothing will get in the way of thy sword, prepare to meet your maker!!

LoliGamerX
04-16-2014, 03:31 PM
He's not compensating or anything.

Pheonix82
04-16-2014, 03:32 PM
After all that work it had to be blue... not red to match my armor?

Tephrit
04-16-2014, 03:32 PM
"I promised you I would come back and let you reforge my sword when the first Ice was seen up north"
"Well you sure are an Oathkeeper, to your mother and her Widow's wail."

Locket
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
"Yo, I told you (can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (can't touch this)"

Credit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

GusChiggins
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
I need another one just like this...do you think you can handle it?

emotionalplague
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
So...If I time it just right...FREE REPAIRS!

Nicko
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
Guy in red: Oh yeah look at this awesome sword! Glass is the new steel!
Blacksmith: [thinking] I can't believe he fall for it! First this dragon born fella and now this guy? I will just sell few more glass swords and then I can finally move out of this god forsaken village

Havenox
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
I CAN'T SEE ♥♥♥♥!


http://i.imgur.com/TPKQlCb.jpg

Kenna Mustafar
04-16-2014, 03:33 PM
"Does this sword make my armor look fat?"

Cyrreal
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
Let's compare lengths...

Fahkinsupah
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tHLuBw8.jpg (http://imgur.com/tHLuBw8)

Agrius
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/2chb3f4.jpg


Ps. Korean server was great
Thank you and best of luck to the community.

Elitewafflez
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
(ιД`)ノ My good sir it appears this sword is resembling the colour of the infamous Rainbow Dash, I'm afraid i will need a different sword for i will be mocked by my peers in battle as they think i am a Brony of sorts, Perhaps a nice shade of Pink eh?

Zokot
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jTTCqsK.png

Bakemono
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://l.wigflip.com/0lZ8p6Xy/roflbot.jpg

danntex
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://s28.postimg.org/tk8spiv3x/Arche_Age_Alpha_Caption_Contest_Screenshot.jpg

luminaa910
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
Red Knight - So smithy, what are people saying about my new sword? I heard people laughing at me when I was walking over here.
Blacksmith - Well...I heard people whispering that you are compensating from something.
Red Knight - What!? I'll show them all that my sword is sharper than their tongues!

Venge
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/semjaza_2006/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot2.jpg (http://s111.photobucket.com/user/semjaza_2006/media/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot2.jpg.html)

Lateralis
04-16-2014, 03:34 PM
Man in Red Armour- "Sir could you make me a stronger sword?"
Blacksmith- "I'm going on break."
Man in Red Armour- "How long is the wait?"
Blacksmith- "You have a better chance getting into Alpha."

Trytus
04-16-2014, 03:35 PM
"Fear cuts deeper than swords...well, most swords"

Hawking
04-16-2014, 03:35 PM
I don't care what they told you, that is not Valyrian Steel. It's silver paint. Look, I like you kid, I'll give you two gold for it.

Redsand
04-16-2014, 03:36 PM
Finaly max level, time to be the pirate I have always been in my heart

Glasody
04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
RED::confused: "This....blade.... doesn't really go with my outfit. Can I get a blade in red?"
BS::eek: "WHAAAA!?! But that's like the ultimate blade!?!"
RED::rolleyes: "Its not like I'm gonna kill anything with it. All we do is sit around and talk."
BS::( "But....but... uhg... red blade coming right up.."
BS::mad: *mumbles* "Oh god, I regret this job, these people.. do they even have a life!? go offline if you wanna socialize!!!!"

Jhuggz
04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
And lo, Sir Red Metal had finally attained the Holy Blue Claymore of Everlasting Devastation, but what he truly lusted after and could never have, was the Blacksmiths's sweet black muscle tee and super cool bandana.

Nebulizer
04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
Knight: " hey Bob, how's it going? Um just wondering why my armor is red, I specifically said the color of the majestic sky"
Bob:"ah um, made it last night remember the blood moon? uh so yeah color of the sky"
Knight:"....."

bakayume
04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
Swordsman: I don't like it! Paint it red!
Blacksmith: WOT DAH! !

5acklunch
04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
Red Knight: Jerry never told you what happened to your father.
Apprentice Blacksmith: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Red Knight: No. I am your father.

Mightus
04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
"Look at my sword, my sword is amazzzzing, give it a lick and i'll cut you to pieccccccess.."

Regorjbf95
04-16-2014, 03:37 PM
- Hey warrior, can you take me back my hammer ? he's in the enemy territory.
- But, you have a hammer !!!
- No, it's another hammer.
[ some time later ]
- I've your hammer !
- OH, thanks but can you take me back my other hammer ?

Sillspad
04-16-2014, 03:38 PM
""#%#&""#//%&^#^^"
"Oh sorry, I haven't learnt Nuian yet."

moondoggy
04-16-2014, 03:38 PM
figure in red- "I call it Vera"

blacksmith- "You offering me a trade?"

Crazer
04-16-2014, 03:38 PM
(Russian Accent Red-armored person) "So, what is this? This is no sword, it is a stick. I want refund now!"

Nexzu
04-16-2014, 03:39 PM
Roleplay Pro

http://memedad.com/memes/165662.jpgRoleplay Pro

Nezo
04-16-2014, 03:39 PM
"Does this sword make my armor look fat?"

sakis
04-16-2014, 03:40 PM
i have done my best :) 107

ThyHollowed
04-16-2014, 03:40 PM
Some People Are Color Blind

Crasian
04-16-2014, 03:40 PM
http://www.archeagegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot.jpg

I said I wanted it RED! Why would you make it blue, OMG now I don't match. Everyone is going to laugh at me and it's all your fault.

TheInfamousPie
04-16-2014, 03:41 PM
My Dogeful Entry: http://i.imgur.com/TzXbVgG.jpg
Doge head taken from this image: http://www.geekosystem.com/much-pronounce/

Cardex
04-16-2014, 03:41 PM
http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/r690/cmjetp/ArcheAge-Alpha-Caption-Contest-Screenshot_zpsd527399b.jpg