View Full Version : <Lonely Hooligans> stole my bike.

12-27-2016, 08:54 AM
Please remain calm kind reader!

Rest assured that my bike is quite safe. I fibbed in order to garner your attention, and for that I am sorry. I did it because I know that there are hooligans amongst you and furthermore, I know that some of you are lonely. That is why I am proud to announce that Lonely Hooligans is now recruiting hooligans that are lonely.

We are a social and PvP guild with no alliances. We have large ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and cool hair cuts and we all play guitar. We are all dating super models except for those of us who are married because we are married to super models. If you join you will also get 1x large ♥♥♥♥♥, 1x cool hair cut, and you can learn to play the guitar with the help of our personal tutor: the guy from that band that sings closing time.

We have t-shirts and drive race cars.



Please contact me on the forums or in game or something like that today. I will shelter you with my loving arms, and whisper sweet nothings into your ear. I love you young, lonely hooligan. You don't have to be alone anymore.

12-28-2016, 11:10 AM
Lonely Hooligans #1

12-31-2016, 06:27 PM
Lonely Hooligans #1 !!!!!

12-31-2016, 10:11 PM
Whisper Argyle, Purehate, Incizions, or Jacq for an invite.