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GangstaSora
03-21-2014, 04:52 PM
Hey Archeage fans! I've decided to post some "news articles" about my guildies' and I Adventures in Archeage RU. Hopefully this will give people some insight about what the game is like and show what a fun group we are!
Now without further adieu...



Ladies and Gentlenuians I present you the first issue of
The Phoenix Times
The story of the Battle Swan

One fine evening on the "Jean" Server I gathered five of my fellow guildies to meet me in a certain town called Izu for an adventure.

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From here I assembled them to become the motley crew of what was soon to be named "The BattleSwan"

http://i.imgur.com/HKwHJ3M.jpg

Where was our grand destination you might ask? Why we were off to Pirate Island! in search of some cool pirate outfits that would be the envy of our fellow adventurers. The battle swan and her crew let nothing get in her way! No simple rowboat could stop our majestic vessel.

http://i.imgur.com/Twm67P8.jpg

Alas! After many hardships (mostly stopping every five seconds for someone who fell out) Pirate Island was finally in our sights! We brave explorers were sailing into uncharted waters far from the protection of our home continent.

http://i.imgur.com/0p53d9i.jpg

(this next bit has no pictures as it was too intense. bear with me.)
Finally after our long journey we laid anchor a safe distance away from the pirate captain. we then started diving down to the bottom to break some barrels. As we broke each barrel we begged and prayed it would contain another piece of the pirate outfit or maybe even the elusive bucket helmet. Then, suddenly we heard an explosion that could only mean the pirate captain had taken another victim. Everyone in our group was fine so it dawned on us that we were not alone. I volunteered to go check the re spawn location to see if we could do anything to help them.

Upon my arrival I was greeted with the faces of two incredibly ugly small children from the eastern continent. Instead of accepting help, these creatures decided to attack and kill me!One of them was 10 levels and the other 20 levels above me mind you. An outrage that these piddly creatures think that they could kill a member of Phoenix Rising and not expect retaliation. Upon my death my comm rads rushed to me help and chase the belligerents across the island. We eventually locked them inside the respawn zone forcing them to use a recall spell to escape. After our victory we continued to hunt down those last few pieces we required to make our pirate suit complete.

Enjoyed this story and want more? Look in this thread for the next issue of The Phoenix Times.

Looking to be a part of our crazy antics and zany adventures? Sign up at your nearest Phoenix Rising Recruitment station today (http://forums.archeagegame.com/showthread.php?29-Phoenix-Rising)!

I hope this story and other like it in the future can give you what our guild is like. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns feel free to PM me as I am a robot with no friends and can answer all of your questions quickly and with ease.

MensiS
03-21-2014, 05:54 PM
OMG! I can`t stop laughing when I saw your story! I was in that rowboat you guys stumbled upon, doing the hardcore version of scarecrow quest :))
Nice story anyway!

http://i60.tinypic.com/wv9547.jpg

Kriptini
03-21-2014, 05:55 PM
That swan is freaking epic.

Hi, GangstaSora. :eek:

Xtt
03-21-2014, 06:06 PM
Haha, nice read. But what about the vodka?

GangstaSora
03-21-2014, 08:28 PM
OMG! I can`t stop laughing when I saw your story! I was in that rowboat you guys stumbled upon, doing the hardcore version of scarecrow quest :))
Nice story anyway!

http://i60.tinypic.com/wv9547.jpg

LOL this made my day :P I can't believe one of our victims saw this.

That swan is freaking epic.

Hi, GangstaSora.

Thanks, I'm pretty anti-cashshop but that was $5 well spent


Haha, nice read. But what about the vodka?

You thinks this could have been done sober? In a Russia videogame?

Captain Vyse
03-21-2014, 08:41 PM
Battleswan. Feared by all

Sardonx
03-22-2014, 06:14 AM
The swan, you mentioned it's a cash shop item? I wanna get one!

Artemisia
03-22-2014, 06:20 AM
The evil Swan, the terror of the seas!!!
Nice story :P

Senpai noticed
03-22-2014, 06:20 AM
That battleswan is fearless, flawless and fabulous.


...


I want one.

xDrac
03-22-2014, 06:33 AM
That swan, man... THAT SWAN! #swag

GangstaSora
03-22-2014, 01:00 PM
Thanks for all the funny comments guys. The next issue will come out sometime next week :P

Yammy
03-22-2014, 01:03 PM
Haha the swan boat, that boat is amazing. I've had so many adventures on that boat, great pictures man. Good to see i wasn't the only one.

Locket
03-22-2014, 03:32 PM
You guys look like you have a good time! Definitely something I could get into. Too bad your guild is going west. D:

Blue
03-23-2014, 05:47 AM
I love my naked, dancing self. <3

YankeeJim
03-23-2014, 08:33 AM
That was awesome....now if it was pink...that would have been epic

TrueHull
03-23-2014, 11:26 AM
That was awesome....now if it was pink...that would have been epic

would be awesome if we could change the color of the swan or put emblems on it >:3

Michael Vanity
06-09-2015, 06:08 PM
What a wondeful world