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    ArcheAge Joke Thread

    How many ArcheAge devs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. One to screw it in and the other to rebalance its output till it's worthless.

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    Why is GM Evan Berman called Scapes?

    Because every time a server goes down he 'scapes to McDonalds.

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    Why do archers always come in groups?

    You can't divide prime numbers

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    How many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Five. One to screw it in, three to camp the surrounding port for traders and one being afk, masturbating furiously.



    What's the difference between Archeage and a Casino?

    In a casino, you sometimes win.



    Why do sea mammals love crafting?

    Because of the dolphin-ad.

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    What did the motivational coach say to the game programmer?
    "You'll never XL unless you're Trion."

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    Siege balancing.


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    Those're very funny.

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    Arche Age.

    Ba-dum-tsss

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    Why are cats playable characters in ArcheAge?

    Because Koreans like to play with their food.

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    Khârn
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    Watch me Swipe Watch me Pay Pay

    R.I.P Calleil
    The salt flowed freely and the BR's were cheap

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