If you're like me, you've been checking your mail
The boats are, a coming, go start building those sails
Enoan, the Death Trap, put in, the Wrong Hands
Expensive repairing, consuming all your saved Sands

Black Pearl, the Cutter's better, with minor up-tweaks
It's fast and is carrying, a large crew, as she sneaks
Past Speedboats, the super-charged, dingy of the sea
Takes patience to master speed boost, pop one, two, then three

If you were lucky enough, to take one home
We'll keep watch, as the waterways you'll eventually roam
Congratulations, this is, no small feat
I hope, for you, all your enemies choose retreat