Izanaginomikoto of Aria Server, <ArchAngel> Guild Leader
<<HEARTY ADVENTURERS WANTED>>
So! You fancy yourself a brave soul, of stout heart and mind?
You believe you can twiddle magical flames between your dainty fingers better than that ignoramus standing next to you?
Well! This is not the place for you then!
What we are looking for is passion! That zest for life, even when you are leaking innards through your grasping fingers!
We want you to have fun! In this dangerous age, when ogres have bigger mouths than their heads, when every instinct of your body tells you to forcibly colonize Auroria, we demand that you have fun!
No grim mouths and beady eyes are welcome amongst our ranks.
You are the person who knows exactly what you want, and what you want is having fun.
If you are that person, that shining embodiment of fun, of fierce individualism and boundless passion. Join us!
We shall strike fear into that damp floppy heart of drudgery! Cowardly boredom will shrink before the brilliant radiance of our passion!
No matter who you are, and what you want to do...
REMEMBER!
HAVE FUN!
ALWAYS!