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    You might be a candy cane crush mental patient if...

    You feel like it's a PvP victory every time you beat someone to a box... *

    Every time someone beats you to a box it hurts like a PvP loss... *

    You need a bandage on your clicking finger because crushing for 20 minutes X's 6 alts has worn your finger to nearly a nub... *

    You've spec'd Excorcist just for the speed boosts for more box crushing... *

    You're spouse looks at you like "Why am I with this person?!" when they see you crushing boxes for two hours a day... *

    You've got the speed cloak, full celerity gems on boots, drank a speedy dwarven elixir, AND a haste grimoire (while spec'd excorcist) and it STILL isn't fast enough to crush boxes like you'd like... *

    You've bought a piece of the Inn painting off the AH... and felt dirty about it...

    You have a 'system' for crushing a f##k ton of boxes and won't share it with anyone lest they use it against you!... *

    You've sworn vulgar obscenities at your computer monitor when someone beats you to a box, or you get stuck between crates or something silly... ***

    You've verbally accosted someone in the talk channel who you feel wronged you in some way regarding the crushing of boxes... (I haven't but know someone that did =)

    You leveled an alt to 40 JUST so they could partake in the box crushing glory... *

    Pumping taffy makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside... *

    You responded to someone at some point in the game, "I can't... I'm crushing boxes"... *

    When you first heard about this strange candy cane box bash event, you thought it was stupid... now look at you... for an hour+ a day... *

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    every one of these with a * I am quite guilty of. Please share your triumphs and defeats regarding the candy cane box smushing and why you are indeed in need of mental therapy. Cheers!

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    I'm not that into it so when someone whispered me to 'F**k off' (as I neared their circular path) I answered back "of course! since you asked so nicely!' and moved away. A few minutes later I got back what I felt was a sheepish reply 'thank you' .

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    Wait I can crush boxes?


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    I must not be late.
    Being late puts the boxes in danger.
    Being late reveals my path, and allows it to be broken.
    I will smash each box exactly as it appears.
    My foes may follow and surround me, but none will know the timing.
    They will go blindly past, and only I will remain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quillodon View Post
    I must not be late.
    Being late puts the boxes in danger.
    Being late reveals my path, and allows it to be broken.
    I will smash each box exactly as it appears.
    My foes may follow and surround me, but none will know the timing.
    They will go blindly past, and only I will remain.
    your poetry is getting better


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dremlock View Post
    your poetry is getting better
    Quillodon: 10% helpful, 10% game lore, 80% outdated pop culture references.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quillodon View Post
    Quillodon: 10% helpful, 10% game lore, 80% outdated pop culture references.
    Quillodon best guy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quillodon View Post
    I must not be late.
    Being late puts the boxes in danger.
    Being late reveals my path, and allows it to be broken.
    I will smash each box exactly as it appears.
    My foes may follow and surround me, but none will know the timing.
    They will go blindly past, and only I will remain.
    Lateness is the box killer..

    Is this the litany against fear of missing the boxes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JesseJames View Post
    Lock of Drems we meet again

    Do airwalls
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